From Colon With Love Monday, October 30, 2006 : 12:00 AM By: Chris

I don't know why it is that Animal Crossing provides so much fodder for my comics. It just does. You just can't overlook the fact that most Animal Crossing residents simply don't own toilets or any other type of poo receptacle. Where's the waste? Are these creatures 100% efficient, converting all that they eat into pure energy? Are they burying it outside or fouling the river? Or are there more nefarious deeds afoot?